Crushing Wokeness™ Do-It-Yourself Monopoly® Expansion Upgrade Kit
Crushing Wokeness™ is coming!
Classic Monopoly® Reimagined for Woke Times
Everybody loves Monopoly® but the world has gotten a whole lot more complicated in the over 90 years since the game was introduced in 1933. Think you can win that classic board game upgraded to combine iconic game play with a more complicated world, wokeness, political correctness, DEI and cancel culture? Then you’re ready to upgrade your old Monopoly® game with the Crushing Wokeness™ Monopoly® Expansion Upgrade Kit.
Except for ever escalating prices, buying and selling property has not really changed all that much since Monopoly® was introduced but now you have to do it in an environment where:
- The affordability crisis remains problematic after years of being driven up by crazy inflation
- The long term effects of millions of illegal immigrants swarming across our borders and settling across the nation stress our civic infrastructure
- Out of control crime makes us feel increasingly insecure
- The epidemic of fentanyl and other illegal drugs continues to kill our citizens
- Electronic vehicles, AI, data centers, premature retirement of fossil fuel electrical generation in favor of more expensive “green” electrical generation, etc. all combine to stress aging electrical grids and drive up electricity costs
- Interest rates remain stubbornly high, making buying real estate difficult/impossible, particularly for first time home buyers
- Politically correct government regulations plus lingering effects of DEI distort job markets
- Woke media, corporations and school boards continue to impose nonsensical policies
- And on… And on… And on
Rumors that Wokeness is dead or dying are wishful thinking. Wokeness has been steadily spreading unchecked for many years internationally in politics, government, education., entertainment, sports, etc. and it has developed deep roots. Wokeness continues to have highly committed supporters and it will not go away quickly or quietly.
Our Crushing Wokeness™ expansion upgrade kit* provides a do-it-yourself way to integrate classic game play with current topical ideas and a sharp, satirical edge. While retaining most classic game rules, our totally original action cards and selected changes to game board square significantly change game play. And – using our unique “Expansion Action Card Packs” – you can keep the game up to date and in sync with current events.
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*PLEASE NOTE: you must already have your own Monopoly® game to use the Crushing Wokeness™ expansion upgrade kit. No standard Monopoly® game materials are included. If you don’t already have your own Monopoly® game you can get a new one at Amazon, Walmart, Target or at most toy/game stores or you can probably find a used one at eBay, Goodwill, or most other thrift stores.
Our Crushing Wokeness™ do-it-yourself upgrade kit transforms a standard* Monopoly® game into a game where you must now deal with more modern problems like wokeness, political correctness, DEI and cancel culture.
Good News!!
And you probably don’t even have to buy a whole new Monopoly® game to play Crushing Wokeness™! Almost everybody has an old Monopoly® game sitting around gathering dust on a closet shelf. Just get yours down off the shelf, dust it off, take a couple minutes to install our Crushing Wokeness™ Monopoly® Expansion Upgrade Kit and you’re ready to start playing Crushing Wokeness™! And if you don’t already own a Monopoly® game, don’t worry. You can get a new one at Amazon, Target or most toy/game stores or you can pick up a used game at eBay, Goodwill or most thrift stores.
The Crushing Wokeness™ upgrade kit replaces the standard Monopoly® “Chance” and “Community Chest” action card decks with three new, completely original “woke” 20 card action card decks:
The “Real World™”, “Nanny State™” and “Wokeodile™” action cards – many inspired by real world events – take on different aspects of wokeness, political correctness, DEI and cancel culture. The kit includes removable, full color stickers that are easily attached over selected squares on the standard* Monopoly® board track:
In less than five minutes you can transform your classic Monopoly® game into a game more in touch with current events. You might even call the upgraded game “Wokeopoly™”.
Changing the action cards and changing selected board squares significantly changes game play. Sharp and snarky but never personal or vicious, the upgrade bridges the gap between classic Monopoly® and the current raucous political climate.
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*PLEASE NOTE: The Crushing Wokeness™ Monopoly® expansion upgrade kit is designed for use with the current production standard Monopoly® board. (You must have your own Monopoly® game. Game board and materials are NOT Included.) It will also work just fine with the vast majority of earlier standard Monopoly® boards.
So, Are You Politically Correct Enough To Face the Wokeodile™?
Ready to Risk being cancelled…
… and Sent to the Woke Gulag?
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